Common courtesy is always appreciated, but sometimes over-practiced. There are times where being nice actually isn't very nice, at all.
These predicaments blow my mind, if it was my dick, I wouldn't be complaining. But anyhow, this art I speak of is the all common "opening of a door." Most people open up or hold a door for fellow bros, ladies, and even complete strangers. But there is always that one person who is just too damn nice, and his common courtesy turns into a fucking burden. For example, I'll be damn near 20 yards from the door, and the dude wants to hold it and be a nice guy. Or, I'll be mid-way up the stairs, and dudes at the top of the steps just waiting and waiting.This courtesy then forces me to walk faster, rush, and sometimes even slightly jog. It sucks. I would rather just open the fucking door myself, honestly. Meanwhile, as your rushing and knowing this door holder is making everything a fucking hassle, you have to approach him with a smile, and even say thank you. Because you know, if there is one thing worse than the premature door holder, its holding the door for an asshole that doesn't say thank you.
Just time it right, fellaz. If you're going to hold the door, please, only do it if it makes life easier for the bro behind you. Dude's Dueces.
Big Upz to a fellow bro, yes, literally my bro. He surfaced the idea and has been a victim of these 'over the top' door crimes, go head and follow him up @JkSutch23.
J.Sketch
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