#Ballerz are gonna Ball

King James aka King Jammingtonz and his main boss Dade County have been going hammington on the "C's".  The "Big" Green have been getting smashed by these two supernovas.  The King dropped big buckets all over the Celtics tonight and he did it all throughout the contest.  Wade, who went off last night on Boston, like you would on your #d.a.b. for acting like the wifey let his right hand brosef take over the game from the very start and added some positive reinforcement with 28 points and Big Bosh added a double double . 

The Celtics are finally looking like the out of date men that they are.  They can't run with the Heatles, who are hooping with chips on their shoulders.  Miami has exploited their speed advantage on the Celtics and its outmatching their intensity.  Speaking of intensity it may be offsetting the Celtics objective of winning.  Paul Pierce goes and gets kicked out of game one for yapping his trap and then they get a little physical tonight with um the God of Basketball today LBJ and you know that helped set the net enfuego with 35 points, with 24 of those puppies coming in the second half.

Rondo, who can't shoot and is NOT a #baller needs to see how it feels to start losing because the Celtics are only going to have him in a couple years and hes not going to have three HOF'ers to dish off to for his double doubles.  He dropped 20 tonight but none of them were jumpers and it almost looked like the Heat didnt give a shit when he scored because they knew they couldnt be stopped.  LBJ, Dade County and Bosh have to be thinking these past there prime brothas cant keep up with them and they have taken advantage of it.

Kevin Garnett can keep running his t-rex looking mouth but when the lights go out hes alone icing his knees wondering how hes going to make it through the next game while the REAL Big 3 are out trying to figure out how they are gonna maneuver their #d.a.b.s around their main joints that night.

Heat are enfuego, C's need to leggo