There are countless things that every bro needs, but there is one thing that stands alone. Every bro needs a good D.A.B...also known as a down ass bitch. A true d.a.b. is hard to come by, and a down ass bitch is even harder to keep as a down ass.
The slogan "Down ass Bitch" should not offend any women because it is a term of endearment. D.a.b.'s are those women who actually understand the lifestyle of a bro. A d.a.b. does your laundry but doesn't complain about sleepin in dirty sheets. A d.a.b. doesn't complain about your attention when you endlessly play "franchise" in NBA2k11. Nor is a d.a.b. bothered by the greatest channel known to bro, ESPN.
Simply put, a d.a.b. knows her place. When I say this, I don't mean she sleeps on the floor. But, she understands us. A downer is always available, but she'll never even think about calling you. Oh, and of course she wants to go out to a nice place, but will find contentment with the dollar menu at the local McDonald's. Shit, she will probably even pick some Subway footlongs up on her way over.
This is all good, obviously. But, the only thing about this is...you do not bring d.a.b.'s home to meet mom. Fellaz, i warn you, do not boo-love on any type of d.a.b. If they're actually a d.a.b. they won't fall in love anyhow.
J.Sketch
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