Who doesn't like fake tits. Yes, they're artificial, but who the hell cares? Women pay thousands to have what I like to call #Treasure Chests. These chests are great, and the women who get them are brilliant. At times, I wonder to myself how I've become such a pervert, but I have come to the conclusion that it really isn't men's fault. Women are completely to blame.
Women and their tight ass clothing. How the fuck are we perverts? These chix strut around in fucking #jeggings, are we not supposed to look at your ass? Even society says, "Hey fellas, We are going to make it acceptable for women to walk around beaches in water-repellent underwear (bikinis), but you should not stare, get aroused, or even think about going to ask one of these women to fuck." You wonder why we approach you ladies with one thing in mind, and we all know what that is.
Back to fake tits or whatever they're called these days, what is the point of them? Sex appeal, I think. These girls want to look at us like we're fucking retards when we approach them wanting to #slaughterhouse. Well sorry women, Your fake ass titties told me to come over here. Your extra-mini bikini also insisted I walk over here. My Bad, sike. Fuck that. You spent thousands of dollars to gain some extra attention from bros, and then have the audacity to get mad at us when we want to #slamJam you. And no, not like #slamjam, but more like #SlamYou. But hey, we're the fucking perverts.
Bros, keep after them. But do take no for an answer, or well... you'll have some legal troubles. Good luck during "beach season 2011."
J.Sketch
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