There is one thing for certain, socks can add to a pair of shoes, or greatly take-away. Socks have the capability to turn an entirely dope-ass outfit, into nothing less than an eye sore. Here is how:
One: Brothers, you cannot try and rock socks that aren't name brand, like really though. Don't hike your mid-socks up unless they have a "swoosh" on the side of them. And another thing, if your shoes are Nike, do not try and rock mid-high socks that are adidas, puma, reebok, and the list goes on. Make sure, I beg of you, that your socks correlate with the name brand of your #kix. Spend the extra 10 dollars and purchase some fucking name brand socks, c'mon.
Two: Ankle socks are mean't to be worn around your fucking ankles! One of the most treacherous sites known to bro are "supposed to be ankle" socks stretched to the calf. Holy shit, they are ankle socks. Wear them there. They are supposed to appear as if they do no exist, so do not stretch them, do not pull them, leave them out of site.
Three: This must be done age appropriately. If you're under the age of 40, do not buy mid-high socks and roll them down, no one needs to see that. I'm not even sure if that was ever cool, but its certainly not cool now.
Lastly, unless you're a ball-player of some sort, do not try and "tote" mid-high black socks. The Fab-5, the bro's who introduced Nike to the "black sock" epidemic, created this for athletes. You know it looks awfully stupid when someone who is clearly not athletic rocks socks like that. Its weird, because you think to yourself as you look at his fresh kick/sock game: "There is something wrong there, What the fuck is it though?"..I've realized this: it is because this fell'uh isn't an athlete. Just rock ankle socks if there is even a slight chance you may be that kid.
Keep'em clean too, fellaz. This is dedicated to E.Bowerz. This blog was inspired by his "off the wall" tactics of socking. follow him on twitter @EBflow20
J.Sketch
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