Thursday, May 19, 2011

Blue Tooth: Blue Truth

I'll be the first to admit being lazy is a serious problem of mine, and many others throughout the fat-ass'd USA. But sometimes being lazy is fucking stupid.

These swag'd-up business men with this "blue tooth" technology. Are these fucking guys serious? Nothing stresses me more than to see some bro in his Infiniti driving down I-495 cherping away with a little blue-tooth in his ear. Holy hell, just use one hand and hold the phone, the other can still steer, I promise.  Or those dudes walking around the airport with their blue-tooth shoved in their ear, all the while they think to themselves: "I look fucking cool, my tie, my suit, oh, and my fucking blue-tooth!" I'm not sure if they think they look more important, or they think when someone does finally call them, their hands will be so completely full that answering their blackberry will be seemingly impossible. God.

..Nothing is worse than a dude with a blue-tooth, well, actually there is one thing..

Those guys with there iPhone7 or whatever harnessed securely to their belt. no fucking way! This shit is ridiculous. If a pair of pants has a belt, most likely, it has fucking pockets. Just put your mobile in a pocket, holy shit.

Hopefully your phone has 4G, talk on brotherz.

J.Sketch

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