If a fellow #SwellzYammington is blaring the newest mixtape from hotnewhiphop.com on his iTouch, do not by any means, make the man take out his ear phones. I mean, the dude could even be listening to techno, it doesn't matter, let him ride it out. If you need a spot or something, relay the message through signals, these consist of friendly hand gestures, finger points, and body movements. There is nothing worse than pausing a song and talking to a dude who needs a nice spot or uh, whatever.
The Wellness Center sucks, but cut-offs don't. Wear cut-offs throughout the day. Regardless of where you are or where you are headed. It can't hurt. Another huge issue is the common site of an over-sized water bottle. The standard 16-20 FL OZ bottles are more than enough, i mean there is a water fountain. Do not bring a fucking gallon jug of water, holy shit, are you that thirsty?
Please refrain from wearing dumb-ass half fingered gloves too. Those were tight in 1998 when Terrell Davis wore them, yes, the running back from the Broncos. If touching weights hurts your hands that bad, you should probably just run on the canal.
The Wellness Center sucks, but cut-offs don't. Wear cut-offs throughout the day. Regardless of where you are or where you are headed. It can't hurt. Another huge issue is the common site of an over-sized water bottle. The standard 16-20 FL OZ bottles are more than enough, i mean there is a water fountain. Do not bring a fucking gallon jug of water, holy shit, are you that thirsty?
Please refrain from wearing dumb-ass half fingered gloves too. Those were tight in 1998 when Terrell Davis wore them, yes, the running back from the Broncos. If touching weights hurts your hands that bad, you should probably just run on the canal.
Oh, and another fucking thing brothers, do not ask a dude to give you a sturdy spot on squat. Its gay. Shit, real gay at that. Take some weight off the bar to avoid another mans penis near your ass. its common law.
JAS
JAS
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