#Ballerz are gonna Ball

King James aka King Jammingtonz and his main boss Dade County have been going hammington on the "C's".  The "Big" Green have been getting smashed by these two supernovas.  The King dropped big buckets all over the Celtics tonight and he did it all throughout the contest.  Wade, who went off last night on Boston, like you would on your #d.a.b. for acting like the wifey let his right hand brosef take over the game from the very start and added some positive reinforcement with 28 points and Big Bosh added a double double . 

The Celtics are finally looking like the out of date men that they are.  They can't run with the Heatles, who are hooping with chips on their shoulders.  Miami has exploited their speed advantage on the Celtics and its outmatching their intensity.  Speaking of intensity it may be offsetting the Celtics objective of winning.  Paul Pierce goes and gets kicked out of game one for yapping his trap and then they get a little physical tonight with um the God of Basketball today LBJ and you know that helped set the net enfuego with 35 points, with 24 of those puppies coming in the second half.

Rondo, who can't shoot and is NOT a #baller needs to see how it feels to start losing because the Celtics are only going to have him in a couple years and hes not going to have three HOF'ers to dish off to for his double doubles.  He dropped 20 tonight but none of them were jumpers and it almost looked like the Heat didnt give a shit when he scored because they knew they couldnt be stopped.  LBJ, Dade County and Bosh have to be thinking these past there prime brothas cant keep up with them and they have taken advantage of it.

Kevin Garnett can keep running his t-rex looking mouth but when the lights go out hes alone icing his knees wondering how hes going to make it through the next game while the REAL Big 3 are out trying to figure out how they are gonna maneuver their #d.a.b.s around their main joints that night.

Heat are enfuego, C's need to leggo

I Need Someone to Lean On ME!!!!!

  46 points, 19 rebounds 16-23 shooting sounds like an amazing night and it was for Dwight Howard, the Defensive MVP and dynamic front man for the Magic.  But when you score 46 and Jameer Nelson scores 27 and you LOSE its not a magical night. 


   Howard and Nelson combined for 78% of the Magics points in their game one loss to the Hawks.  The Magic shot 45% from the field as a team but everyone except Nelson and Howard shot 25% including 27% from behind the arc which is where the Magic win games, with kick outs from Howard to wide open jump shooters who were left alone to double the big man in the post.


   "Superman" did everything he could in game one to help Orlando win the game.  He altered almost every shot in the paint for the Hawks who moved the ball extremely well on the night finishing with 5 players in double figures led by Joe Johnson and Jamal Crawford who scored 25 and 23 respectively.  He almost single handily out rebounded the Hawks as well with 19 to their 29.  But the Hawks played great team basketball.


    Even though the ball handling for the Magic was sloppy, the Hawks put pressure on ball handlers all night and played tough, physical in your face defense.  Atlanta forced 18 turnovers which resulted in 21 points while Orlando only scored 8 points off of 10 Hawk turnovers.


   In order to even the series up the Magic will need to have a better overall team performance handling the ball and making their peremeter jump shots.  Or Dwight Howard may have to become more than Superman in this series for Orlando.